1 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:06,740 I need you to go to a meeting for me. 2 00:00:06,774 --> 00:00:07,808 A client meeting? 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,343 Kind of. Not really. 4 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:10,611 I got a DUI last month. 5 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:13,081 I need you to go to this Sober 6 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,116 Friends meeting and pretend to be me. 7 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:16,350 Do you mind if I sit in? 8 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,052 Who wants to sponsor Tom? 9 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,387 Fuck it. I'll do it. 10 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,289 You sure, Cutter? You think you're ready 11 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:22,523 after what happened to Ollie? 12 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,225 Looking forward to diving in, seeing-- 13 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:26,060 CUTTER: You feel that? 14 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,761 That's the grip this thing's got on you, man. 15 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,230 See you, Tom. 16 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,231 Why'd you take my records 17 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:31,399 and my record player? 18 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,101 SAM: She went into Rhino Vinyl. 19 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:34,435 This is what she walked out with. 20 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,237 So she has shitty taste in music. 21 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,539 So what? It's not her fault. Most beautiful women do. 22 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,641 I'm getting a different sponsor. 23 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:43,311 I do appreciate everything you've done for me. 24 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,656 Do you realize, as I'm standing here, 25 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,391 the Earth is spinning on its axis 26 00:00:57,425 --> 00:00:58,726 a thousand miles an hour? 27 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:00,561 Like, if I was God spinning a basketball. 28 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:01,795 A thousand miles an hour. 29 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,397 And at the same time it's doing that, 30 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,299 the Earth is going in orbit around the sun 31 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:06,600 at guess what rate of speed? 32 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,469 Sixty-six thousand miles an hour. 33 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,738 66,000 miles an hour, a thousand miles an hour. 34 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,806 And on top of that, the whole solar system's 35 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,375 going through the Milky Way galaxy 36 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,676 at guess what rate of speed? 37 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:17,711 Four hundred thousand miles an hour. 38 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:20,148 400,000 miles an hour, 66,000 miles an hour, 39 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,449 and a thousand miles an hour. 40 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,384 To top it all off, as that's happening, 41 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,819 the whole Milky Way galaxy is tearing through the universe 42 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:30,124 at guess what rate of speed? 2.2 million miles an hour. 43 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:33,227 And that, officer, is why I failed to walk a straight line 44 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,429 as you requested a few moments ago. 45 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,699 Hey, what Aw. 46 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,541 What the hell are you doing? 47 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,610 I'm asking myself the same thing. 48 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,245 I don't know what's more disturbing, 49 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:52,646 that you got a beer in your hand 50 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,182 or you're stroking your cucumber 51 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:55,549 to some soft-core make out porn. 52 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:57,251 And not even having a hard-on. 53 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,387 I had a hard-on. 54 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,622 What happened to good old gold 55 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,791 Looks like he's doing a top-notch job. 56 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:06,560 Come on. Let's get him on the blower ASAP, 57 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:07,561 tell him you had a slip. 58 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:08,562 No. It's late. 59 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,697 I'll call him tomorrow. 60 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:10,931 We might not have a tomorrow 61 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,833 if we don't get this under control now. 62 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,279 Oh, darn. He's not picking up. 63 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,615 Yeah? Well, that's top-notch sponsoring. 64 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,384 If I ever meet this Donny guy, I'm gonna choke him out. 65 00:02:30,418 --> 00:02:32,253 You've reached Donny. Leave a message. 66 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,621 I got his voicemail, so I'm gonna-- 67 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,256 Hey, shithead. 68 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,824 While you're out doing God knows what, 69 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,626 your sponsee's sucking back beers 70 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,894 like Bukowski at the Golden Goose happy hour. 71 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,831 I had one beer. You're a goddamn gold chip. 72 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,833 Get on the ball, man. You know how this goes. 73 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:46,967 You're better than this! 74 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,209 What are you doing? 75 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,644 I'm waiting for him to call back. 76 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,878 I'm giving him 10 minutes. 77 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,447 After that, he's officially fired, 78 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,548 and I'm back on the clock. 79 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,882 Ticktock. 80 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,751 I can't live like this. Heh. 81 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,286 I gotta lay the truth out. 82 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:07,721 They say it'll set you free. 83 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:08,922 I hope so. 84 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,959 Cutter, I'm not an alcoholic. 85 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,361 God. 86 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,329 That's funny. 87 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:17,765 You know how those homosexuals 88 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,733 have a thing they call "gaydar"? 89 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:22,403 Us drunks have something too. We call it "drunkdar." 90 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:25,573 It's not as clever as gaydar, but it works. 91 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:32,280 Alky. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. Boop. 92 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,648 Stop scanning me. I know an alky when I see one. 93 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:36,384 I can sense it. 94 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:38,386 It's like elephants who took to higher ground 95 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,487 before the tsunami. 96 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,788 No, no. I went to that meeting 97 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,323 for my boss. 98 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,791 If your boss thinks you have a problem, 99 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:44,958 he's probably right. 100 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,627 No, no, you don't understand. 101 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,262 My boss got the DUI, and he-- 102 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:49,263 Save it! 103 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,498 I've been in this business 104 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,932 long enough to know the next word 105 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,701 that comes out of your mouth is gonna be a lie. 106 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,270 Fine. Okay. 107 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,971 You calling dependable Donny again? 108 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,307 No. I'm calling the police. 109 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,741 I tried to explain it to you, 110 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,042 but you won't listen to me. 111 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,445 I tried to ask you to leave nicely, 112 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,879 and you refused, so... 113 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,716 WOMAN : Emergency. 114 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,783 Hi there. WOMAN: Problem? 115 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,018 Yes. I need your help. 116 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:13,053 A man, uh, climbed onto my balcony, 117 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,488 he entered my apartment and-- 118 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,490 There's no need to send anyone. 119 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,427 It's my ex-sponsee, and that's his disease talking. 120 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,598 You think that's gonna keep them from sending someone? 121 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,534 Let 'em come. What do I care? Jesus. 122 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,901 If it takes me getting arrested 123 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,003 to prove myself to you, so be it. 124 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:33,641 Let me know when they get here. 125 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,376 Oh, I will. 126 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,447 Hey, you journal too? 127 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,715 It's a great way of freeing negative emotions. 128 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,752 It's not a journal. It's for work. 129 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,488 I didn't know you were in advertising. 130 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:48,689 Yep. 131 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:54,328 "Jumping Jack Crash"? 132 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,465 You worked on this? 133 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:58,632 Yes. 134 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,503 Actually, I created the entire campaign. 135 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,540 You came up with Jumping Jack Crash? 136 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:07,775 Goddamn. 137 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,710 I fucking love that little rabbit. 138 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,845 Zzt! With that little lightning bolt on his head. 139 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,850 That cracks me up every time. 140 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,522 Zzt! Man, I'm impressed. 141 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,824 Who knew you were funny? You don't seem funny to me. 142 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,759 Thanks. 143 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,098 You should probably go. The police are on their way. 144 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:34,568 Now, that's good shit. 145 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:42,676 Woo! 146 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:53,387 Pigs are here, Tommy. I'll handle it. Don't worry. 147 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:54,888 OFFICER: Sir. 148 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,123 We got a call about an intruder. 149 00:05:57,625 --> 00:05:58,892 Put your hands where we can see 'em. 150 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,166 CUTTER: One move, and I'll snap his neck. 151 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,769 OFFICER: On the ground, sir. Don't make me tase you. 152 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,871 CUTTER: You couldn't tase your own dick, Diaz. 153 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,873 Stand down, Tennely. 154 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,511 CUTTER: How y'all doing? 155 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,979 OFFICER: Good, man. Long time, Cutter. 156 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,581 CUTTER: Good to see you, man. 157 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:21,949 Just don't worry about this guy, 158 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,751 He's a bit-- OFFICER: Just helping him out. 159 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:24,852 Everything's good? 160 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,019 CUTTER: Everything's good. 161 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,488 OFFICER: All right. 162 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,824 Wait, where are you going? 163 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,661 Sorry you had to come out here for nothing. 164 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,729 For nothing? No, no, no. 165 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,064 This is not for nothing. 166 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,032 This is for something. 167 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:43,704 CUTTER: Be safe. 168 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:44,938 Wait, wait, wait! 169 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,707 I wanna file a complaint. 170 00:06:49,710 --> 00:06:51,912 That was Diaz and Tennely. 171 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:52,913 We go way back. 172 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,515 Good guys. 173 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,884 You You know them? Know 'em? 174 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,852 I trained those two dipshits. 175 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,089 I used to be a cop. Didn't I tell you? 176 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,757 No. 177 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,762 Yep. 10 minutes. 178 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,197 That makes it official. 179 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:11,832 Donny's done. 180 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:12,866 You're mine again. 181 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:16,236 We're gonna start working them steps. 182 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,606 Come on. No. 183 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:23,477 WOMAN: I've got a latte for Jim over here. 184 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:28,248 You want me to talk to him for you? 185 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,584 Hm? 186 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:31,819 Tell him to untuck his shirt 187 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,487 because he looks like a fucking idiot? 188 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,022 No. 189 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:36,990 * Taking the edge off of me 190 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:38,258 All right. 191 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,093 * Is a necessity when 192 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:43,263 * I'm singing these words That I no longer mean * 193 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,669 Yeah, okay. 194 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,870 Excuse me. Sir? 195 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,574 * I am not a poet I'm a broken heart * 196 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,543 Don't go anywhere. 197 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,544 Yeah? 198 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:57,778 It's Tony. 199 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,179 SAM: Hey, Tony. 200 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,214 I got a DUI last night. 201 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,583 What are you calling me for? 202 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:03,917 'Cause I'm in county lockup. 203 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,218 Why didn't you call your sponsor? 204 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,854 They took my phone 205 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:08,922 and I couldn't remember anybody's numbers. 206 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,624 You remember mine? Yeah. 207 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,025 Your numbers spell out "shitbag." 208 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:13,594 Really? 209 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:14,962 No, I just know your number. 210 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,530 Please, will you come get me? 211 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:17,798 All right. Where am I going? 212 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,132 I told you, County. 213 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,034 Fine. See you there. 214 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:29,142 Please. 215 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,544 Oh, shit. 216 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:34,247 No. I told you to wait. 217 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:38,719 You dodged a bullet, mom jeans. 218 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,990 So Tony, what did you learn from your DUI? 219 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,862 Did you at least get some understanding 220 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:49,997 of why you drank last night? 221 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,198 I know exactly why. 222 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,265 My wife opened up my bottle 223 00:08:52,299 --> 00:08:53,266 of Giuseppe Quintarelli 224 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,802 "Alzero" Cabernet Veneto. 225 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,770 Whoa, why do you have a bottle of wine? 226 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:58,872 I bought it for an investment. It's like art. 227 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:00,207 And all of a sudden, Karen decides 228 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,742 to open up to cook with it. 229 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,043 I'm telling you, I was upstairs, 230 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,645 and I could smell the hint of vanilla 231 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,580 mixed with clove. 232 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,982 Mm. Little bit of cherry in there as well. 233 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,818 That sounds amazing. 234 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,119 You bet your ass it's amazing. 235 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,687 They age it in Slovakian oak barrels, 236 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:15,022 for fuck's sake. 237 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,057 Anyone ever see that film Sideways? 238 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,192 What a fucking great film that is. 239 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,795 It was like you were actually drinking it yourself. 240 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,363 Oh, man. I felt that way 241 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,999 when Chevy Chase drank the eggnog 242 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:27,367 in Christmas Vacation. 243 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,838 Oh, the one that got me was United 93. 244 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,373 I couldn't take my eyes off those little Jameson bottles. 245 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,042 I had to walk out of the theater. 246 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,110 Okay. It's enough romanticizing, all right? 247 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,779 It's just fucking booze. 248 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,782 That's the thing that brought us all here. 249 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:44,317 So your wife opens the bottle. Why you gotta drink it? 250 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:47,087 She poured half a cup into her spaghetti sauce 251 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:48,622 and then stuffed the cork back in. 252 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:49,957 What the fuck was I supposed to do? 253 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,391 That's a $400 bottle of wine. 254 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,027 Yeah, don't put this on your wife. All right? 255 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,797 You're responsible for keeping your side of the street clean. 256 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,398 But she lives on my side of the street, 257 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,800 and she's messing it up. 258 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,034 No, cut the shit. 259 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,170 You're in charge of you. Not her. 260 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,706 That still doesn't explain why you got into your car. 261 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,009 I was heading downtown to my wine locker 262 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,744 to grab a bottle of Screaming Eagle. 263 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:11,945 Why? 264 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,146 Because it's the only wine 265 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:14,815 that can follow up a Giuseppe Veneto. 266 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,383 Okay, you-- 267 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,120 You gotta get rid of that locker. 268 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,388 All right? You gotta sell it all. 269 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,856 Every single bottle. 270 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,224 You want me to liquidate my assets? 271 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,794 Yeah. I want you to liquidate the liquids. 272 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,996 Invest in yourself, you dumb fuck. 273 00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:31,665 Or Alcoa, or mutual funds. 274 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,376 Hey, what are you doing? 275 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,412 It's not 1975. You can't smoke in here. 276 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,215 My bad. 277 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,750 I've been meaning to ask you 278 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,952 how things were going with your sponsee. 279 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,155 He's had a couple missteps. Oh, yeah? 280 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,957 But I've been right there to catch him. 281 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,792 Good. 282 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,761 Feels good to be of service. 283 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,129 Yeah. 284 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,897 You know, I was this close 285 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,033 to picking up again before Tom showed up. 286 00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,835 Shit, really? 287 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,170 Yeah, Tom's cry for help 288 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,939 really struck a chord in me. 289 00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:14,875 I'm not talking no pussy minor chord. 290 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:17,444 I'm talking E major. 291 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,480 [IMITATES THE OPENING CHORDS OF "BABA O'RILEY"] 292 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,050 Like Pete Townshend hits 293 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,852 at the beginning of "Teenage Wasteland." 294 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,954 "Baba O'Riley." That's an F-major chord. 295 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,089 Who gives a fuck what chord it is? 296 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,223 Right. 297 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,491 Yeah, sorry. Sorry. 298 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,060 Look, I'm pouring my guts out here. 299 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,728 Mm-hm. Yeah. 300 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,398 It's a great chord. 301 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,976 You know, when Ollie finally went south... 302 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,982 it was a rough road, man. 303 00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,284 I remember. 304 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,754 But working with that newbie... 305 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,291 is finally taking me out of that dark place. 306 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,261 It's kind of like my-- 307 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,964 My pineal gland has decalcified, you know? 308 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,000 Sure. 309 00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:15,135 Thank you. Thank you for that, man. 310 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,137 Sure. You got it. Anytime. 311 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,840 Man, you hard on us, Loudermilk. 312 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,942 Well, some of you need it. 313 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:24,778 But you're doing good. You're on fire, man. 314 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,246 It's okay, man. But you-- 315 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,514 As hard as you are on us, 316 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,116 you're always harder on yourself. 317 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,118 You're actually on fire. 318 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,452 You need me for anything else? 319 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,288 No. No. Go. Go. Go. You're on fire. Go. 320 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:37,858 Okay, yeah, this ciggy is burning a hole in my pocket. 321 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,994 All right. All right. Good stuff, Cutter. 322 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,197 You home? 323 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,070 Hey. 324 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,371 Yes? 325 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,173 Uh, I just wanted to make sure 326 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,809 that Ben got you your records back. 327 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,377 They're all accounted for. 328 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,446 Good, good, good. 329 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,883 Um, are you gonna be listening to shitty music tonight? 330 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,252 Because I was hoping to get to bed early. 331 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,420 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 332 00:13:09,322 --> 00:13:12,425 You know, your musical taste isn't so impeccable, either. 333 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,361 Well, I never said it was impeccable. 334 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:18,165 Spin Doctors, Pocket Full Of Kryptonite. Five stars. 335 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,599 Remember, when I wrote that review, 336 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,168 the videos had not come out yet. 337 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,602 You said they were the next Grateful Dead. 338 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,337 Well, it's a rock-solid album, 339 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:25,839 and I stand by the review. 340 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:26,840 I didn't tell the guy 341 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,141 to wear the freaking hat. 342 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,477 He looked like a Peruvian sheep herder. 343 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:34,181 Odelay by Beck. One and a half stars. Really? 344 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,615 That was personal. 345 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,051 Yet you gushed over Limp Bizkit. All right. 346 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,153 I was drinking and drugging pretty heavy 347 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,889 when Chocolate Starfish 348 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,523 and the Hot Dog Flavored Water came out. 349 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,425 I gotta admit... 350 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,594 that shit sounds pretty good on blow. 351 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,596 Mixed with tequila and wine. 352 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,031 On an empty stomach. 353 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,035 Okay, fine. You got me. You got me. 354 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,971 I just-- I didn't come here to argue music with you. 355 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,539 I just-- 356 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,876 You know, I just wanted to make things, uh... 357 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,879 You mean, like, apologize? 358 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,181 Whatever you wanna call it. I don't know. 359 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:11,184 Um, I didn't mean to go off on you the other day. 360 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:13,253 That's-that's all. 361 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,055 Okay. 362 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,489 I will accept your apology, 363 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,525 but you need to learn not to get so worked up 364 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:20,894 over something as trivial as music. 365 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,131 Okay, fuck it. 366 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,666 Hey. 367 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,235 Now I was kidding. 368 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,669 Oh. 369 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,171 Oh, okay. 370 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,506 Oh. Uh... 371 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,009 So, you and I are good? 372 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,477 Yeah. 373 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,056 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES] 374 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,564 [MAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY OVER HEADPHONES] 375 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,232 Hey. Hey. Hey. 376 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,002 Closed. No, no. It's me. It's me, Tom. 377 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:05,105 Tom. Tom from group. 378 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,145 What are you doin' here? I need to talk to you. 379 00:15:12,179 --> 00:15:13,380 Well, that's what group's for. 380 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,614 No, I need to talk to you 381 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,116 without Cutter around. 382 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,250 Look, you can't just show up 383 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,651 a-at somebody's workplace. 384 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,453 Yeah. Tell that to Cutter. 385 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:21,921 Please. 386 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,292 All right. Thank you. 387 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,461 Okay. Be honest with me. 388 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,363 Am I in danger? 389 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,199 What are you talking about? 390 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,434 Just level with me. Is Cutter insane? 391 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,636 Is he bipolar? Does he have PTSD? 392 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:37,737 What happened to Ollie? 393 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,306 Okay. All right. Calm down. 394 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,108 Are you high? 395 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:44,144 No. I'm-- I'm not high. Okay. All right. Go sit down. 396 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,046 Okay. Um... 397 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:50,083 Are you 100 percent sure Cutter did not kill Ollie? 398 00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:52,185 Yes. I am. 399 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,753 Cutter did not kill Ollie. 400 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,355 Okay, because he's weird. 401 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,024 You should see him when he sleeps. 402 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,192 He stabs at the air, and he shrieks 403 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,594 like a fisher cat. When did you see Cutter asleep? 404 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,497 He sleeps on the floor next to my bed. 405 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,732 Why? 406 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,534 I don't know why. 407 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:10,170 All right. Look. 408 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,540 I can tell you that Cutter's 99 percent harmless, okay? 409 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,508 But the thing is that he does give a shit. 410 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,445 He really, really, really wants you to be sober. 411 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,413 Okay, but I didn't sign up for this. 412 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,615 No. You were court-ordered. 413 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,617 Why can't you be my sponsor? 414 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,420 No. You got a sponsor. I think this is good for Cutter. 415 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:31,091 Good for Cutter? I thought this was supposed to be about me. 416 00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,525 See, that's your problem, Tom. 417 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,327 Right there. It's not all about you. 418 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,463 Okay? As soon as you get your head around that 419 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,531 you're gonna start to get a handle on your disease. 420 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,433 I-- Listen I get what you're saying-- 421 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,535 Pork-snout. Aah-aah-aah. 422 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,504 Come on, we gotta go. How'd he know you're here? 423 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,239 He drove me here. Louder looks busy. 424 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,340 What? His time's up, okay? 425 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,675 I-I told him I was-- 426 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,543 I had to give you my cousin's band's CD 427 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,579 that they actually do want you to listen to it, 428 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,147 and it-- It's good. 429 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,415 CUTTER: Everything all right? 430 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:56,449 TOM: Everything's cool. 431 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,685 Everything's so copacetic. 432 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,654 Motherfucker. 433 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,324 He's a fucking cop? Jesus Christ, man. 434 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,692 Yeah, he used to be. 435 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,627 He probably failed his psych evaluation. 436 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,097 We need to make sure he doesn't find out about us 437 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,665 or we could be big 438 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,567 We could get jail time for this. 439 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,469 How am I gonna get you promoted from jail? 440 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,771 No. "Jail"? W 441 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,507 Duh! 442 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,708 It's a felony. 443 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,310 You filling in for my third DUI? 444 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,213 Third DUI? You didn't tell me it was your third. 445 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,547 Come on. You think they can send me 446 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,116 to 30 meetings for one DUI? 447 00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:30,617 Get your head on straight. 448 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,752 I can't believe how much you fucked this up. 449 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,654 You know, you need to start 450 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,157 taking some responsibility for your actions, Kevin. 451 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,259 Maybe you shouldn't get all these DUIs. 452 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,493 Enough with the mumbo jumbo. 453 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:41,694 You've been to too many meetings. 454 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,564 No shit. Calm down. 455 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:48,601 Okay. The good news is look what came in today. 456 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,673 This is your new client. 457 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,179 Voluptuous. 458 00:17:59,212 --> 00:18:00,580 Okay? 459 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:05,752 You want to get to know her. You want to get to love her. 460 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,154 Because you, baby, 461 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,122 are taking the reins on this one. 462 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,591 Wait, really? I have the reins? 463 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,293 That's right. It's all you. 464 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,728 This is your Jumping Jack Crash. 465 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,799 Jumping Jack Crash is my Jumping Jack Crash. 466 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,401 Yeah, well, right. 467 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,436 Now they won't fuck you out of the recognition. 468 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,904 "They?" That was you. 469 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,340 Okay, now you're just splitting hairs. 470 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,215 Ooh. 471 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,383 Uh-- 472 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,720 Oh, that's not bad. 473 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,789 That is not bad. Here. 474 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,525 Take a sip. 475 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,294 No, it's a little early for vodka. 476 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,661 Jesus, just take a sip. 477 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,830 It is your job to know what we're selling. 478 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,299 Okay. 479 00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,173 Uh... The peach is nice. It's kind of 480 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:01,441 brunch-y. Yeah. 481 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,376 WOMAN: Johnson, line two. 482 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,550 Hey. 483 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,319 No. What are you doing here? 484 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,322 You can't just show up at my office like this. 485 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,724 I'm just checking in. Plus, I brought you a lunch. 486 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,826 Oh, thank you. I made it myself. 487 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,827 Thank you. 488 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:25,265 A cubicle? 489 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,633 Uh... Man, I pictured you 490 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,269 for kind of a corner-office kind of a guy. 491 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,538 After all, you came up with Jumping Jack Crash. 492 00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:33,440 Yeah. Yeah. Man, that lightning bolt 493 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,208 is a piece of Americana. 494 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:37,310 Did the San Diego Chargers ever try to sue? 495 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,812 No, they didn't, and I will have an office soon 496 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,348 but not if I sit around 497 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,815 chatting with people all day, so-- 498 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,417 All right, all right, I get it. 499 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:46,419 I get it, I'll be out of your... 500 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,256 Hey, what's this? 501 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,660 Oh, that's my new client. 502 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,695 It's 40 percent alcohol. 503 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,398 You sure it's a smart idea having this on your desk? 504 00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,900 I work at an ad agency. 505 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,370 I'm confiscating this. 506 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,838 You're not strong enough to deal with this kind of temptation. 507 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,806 It-- 508 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,978 Hell, it's got tits and ass and booze inside. 509 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,446 You-- 510 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,647 You know, my mouth's watering 511 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,549 just looking at this thing 512 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,351 and I've got five years clean. 513 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,852 Listen, it's work, okay? 514 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,288 I'm not drinking the stuff. 515 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,589 CUTTER: Okay. 516 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,726 I'm gonna need you to blow in this. 517 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,561 I'm not blowing in that thing. 518 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:29,562 Yeah, you are. 519 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,768 Come on. 520 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,006 Blow like it's Betty White's 95th birthday cake. 521 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,748 Son of bitch, Tom. It's 11 a.m. 522 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,550 Oh, no, no, no. Uh-- 523 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,852 My boss asked me to sample some product. 524 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,354 I had a tiny sip. 525 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,888 It's not a-- You don't get it, man. 526 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,292 A sip is a slip. 527 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,660 That's all it takes. 528 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,062 If I had just one sip, I'd be off and running. 529 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,531 Okay. 530 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,501 You know, I'm starting to seriously question 531 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,804 this work environment here. My work environment is fine. 532 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:12,972 No. 533 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,474 Wait. Wait. 534 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,042 Cutter? Cutter. Where are you 535 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,076 Where are you going? 536 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,645 Cutter? 537 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:23,015 Cutter, where Cutter, where are you going? 538 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,817 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. 539 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,619 Please get down. 540 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,655 Listen up. I've got an announcement to make. 541 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,890 Please, get down. Down. Over there, now. 542 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,792 Now. Please get down. 543 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,894 I'm sorry to interrupt. 544 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:37,564 My name's Tracy Cutter, and I'm an alcoholic. 545 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:40,032 I'm also this brave young man's sponsor. 546 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:45,037 I don't know who hired this guy, but it's not funny, people. 547 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,706 It's no joke. 548 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,375 I'm blowing Tom's cover 549 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,543 because we're dealing with some serious shit here, 550 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,479 and my man's gonna need your help. 551 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,081 Dealing with alcoholism isn't easy, 552 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,684 but with your love and support, Tom can get through this. 553 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:59,819 That's why, by the power vested in me 554 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,488 as Tom's Sober Friends sponsor, 555 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,722 I'm giving you permission 556 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,123 to check his breath every morning. 557 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,025 I'm leaving this here. 558 00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:09,429 It's an S-D5 police-issue Breathalyzer. 559 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,998 Self-cleaning, standard stuff. 560 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,933 Have Tom blow on this for 10 seconds 561 00:22:13,966 --> 00:22:15,702 while you hold down this button. 562 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:18,638 Remember, the Breathalyzer 563 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,006 doesn't check for benzos or opiates. 564 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:21,574 Ah-- So feel free to check 565 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,910 his coat pockets and desk drawers. 566 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,645 But be careful while poking around. 567 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:27,113 You might find a dirty needle in there. 568 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,581 No. 569 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:29,849 Remember, you're dealing with a man 570 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:30,950 who sold his family dog 571 00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,652 to the Viet Cong for heroin. 572 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,522 WOMAN: Oh, my God! CUTTER: That's right. 573 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:36,856 He might as well put the damn thing 574 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,958 on the grill himself. I just-- 575 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,860 But hold your head up high, Tom. 576 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:42,729 I think everybody in this room 577 00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:44,564 has battled with some form of addiction, 578 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,699 be it caffeine, 579 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,034 food, 580 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:51,137 video games, and/or masturbation. 581 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,940 Whatever it is, communication is the key, right? 582 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,442 MAN: Awkward. 583 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,843 Maybe just cut back on those desserts. 584 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,046 Anyways... 585 00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:02,048 there's a saying I recently heard: 586 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,618 "It takes a village..." 587 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,721 You all-- 588 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:10,690 You all are that village 589 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:13,593 and Tom here is the village drunk who needs your help. 590 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:14,794 MAN: We'll help you, bud. 591 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,596 WOMAN: You can count on us, Tom. 592 00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,731 Why would you do something like that? 593 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:19,866 They could fire me. 594 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:20,900 No, they can't. 595 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,001 That's discrimination. 596 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:23,536 We'd sue their asses. 597 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,871 For what? 598 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,906 Addicts are a protected class, Tom. 599 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,841 You're not protected like a transsexual, 600 00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,444 but you're way ahead of a black guy. 601 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:33,913 As an ex-cop, I should know. 602 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,215 Okay, but I don't want it to get to that-- 603 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,951 KEVIN: But Thomas Jefferson doesn't wanna sign 604 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,487 the whole thing over again 605 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,723 until Hancock gets to use the Cross pen. 606 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:45,758 I like it, kid. Keep them coming. 607 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,528 That was my thinking, actually. REARDON: Mr. Cutter. 608 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:50,697 That was quite a show you put on there. 609 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,765 I'm sorry for the distraction, sir. I-- 610 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:55,568 Don't apologize, Tom. I have a brother in the program 611 00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:58,204 and it's great you're trying to get a grip on this thing. 612 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,640 I want you to know that we're all here for you. 613 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,108 Thank you, sir. 614 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:04,644 But the second I think you're on that shit, 615 00:24:04,677 --> 00:24:06,679 we're gonna have problems. Understood? 616 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,881 Boom. Don't leave me hanging. 617 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,518 See, that's the kind 618 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,852 of tough love my man needs. 619 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,122 Here, put your digits in there, chief. 620 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,857 If there's a problem, I'll let you know. 621 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,225 Come on. 622 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,162 I'll try not to call after midnight. 623 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:25,031 Unless it's life or death. 624 00:24:27,634 --> 00:24:28,801 Thank you. 625 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:32,071 So the Declaration of Independence. 626 00:24:32,104 --> 00:24:33,906 The founding fathers. SAM: Okay. 627 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,742 So, you gotta know what your triggers are. 628 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:38,545 All right? 629 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:39,979 So Tony... 630 00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,882 for you, having very expensive bottles of art, 631 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:44,483 that's a trigger. 632 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:46,819 Yeah, that would definitely 633 00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:48,054 be a trigger for me. 634 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:49,288 I love wine. 635 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,157 I used to start every morning 636 00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:52,692 with a box of Franzia. 637 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:53,893 Don't you dare call that wine. 638 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,061 That's shit. 639 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:56,696 I'm in high school, douchebag. 640 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,565 Okay, all right. The point is 641 00:24:58,598 --> 00:25:00,099 you gotta identify your triggers 642 00:25:00,132 --> 00:25:02,935 and then keep your fingers far away from them, right? 643 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:05,538 What are your triggers, Loudermilk? 644 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:07,774 Uh, I would say... 645 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:10,743 middle-aged men who tuck their shirts into mom jeans. 646 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:16,015 I'd like a serious answer from you. 647 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,117 We're gonna focus on the group here right now. 648 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,619 You're a part of the group. 649 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:20,953 Yeah, how do you expect us 650 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:22,254 to open up if you can't, Loudermilk? 651 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:23,723 You're Mr. Perfect, 652 00:25:23,756 --> 00:25:25,091 but you wanna hear our dirty laundry. 653 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:27,193 No, I'm not-- I'm not Mr. Perfect. 654 00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,128 He was being facetious. 655 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:30,797 Come on, Loudermilk. It's your turn. 656 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,031 Open the fuck up. 657 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:35,001 All right. 658 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:37,604 Fine. Okay. 659 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,674 Uh... 660 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,743 My ex-wife. 661 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:45,011 I would say that when I-- 662 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,680 When I think about my ex-wife, and... 663 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,649 what went wrong there, I, uh... 664 00:25:51,017 --> 00:25:53,319 Makes me wanna-- Makes me wanna drink. 665 00:25:57,624 --> 00:25:59,892 What did go wrong? 666 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,127 STEVIE: Hey, fuck that. 667 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,361 You want him to relapse here? 668 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,896 He said thinking about his wife 669 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,131 makes him wanna drink. 670 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,899 No, no, Mugsy's right. 671 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,368 Airing it all out can only make things better. 672 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,770 CISCO: That's right. 673 00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:12,371 She doesn't pay rent in his head. 674 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,741 You gotta get it out. 675 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:16,008 What was she like? 676 00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:17,844 Yeah, is she hot? I bet she's hot. 677 00:26:17,877 --> 00:26:20,179 Not cool, man. 678 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:21,180 She's dead. 679 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:22,615 Oh. 680 00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:24,016 What? What are you talking about? 681 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,752 She's not dead. 682 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,854 I never said she was dead. What 683 00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:30,122 You said you hit into a tree, and she died. 684 00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:32,058 No, I didn't. 685 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,827 I said that I was fine, and she wasn't. 686 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:37,630 Which she wasn't. She was really messed up. 687 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,231 But so... 688 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,634 sh 689 00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,302 No. She came close. 690 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,071 Lost a leg. 691 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,806 She pulled through. 692 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:49,241 Lives in Nashville now. 693 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,310 Okay? So there. I opened up. 694 00:26:51,343 --> 00:26:53,713 All right? Can we change the topic now? 695 00:26:53,746 --> 00:26:55,147 No, you're all up in my ass 696 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,249 about not sharing stuff about my father, 697 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:59,085 so now it's time for you to open up. 698 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,386 What the hell? I-- Come on! 699 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,388 I don't know what you want me to say. 700 00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,424 My wife didn't die that night, okay? 701 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:06,959 Our marriage did. 702 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:11,063 I guess you gotta learn not to dwell on it. 703 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,765 Yeah. Well, I'm trying. 704 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:16,302 Okay? And I think I do pretty good too, sometimes. 705 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,437 You know, until I hear that fucking song. 706 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:19,672 Which one? 707 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,874 "Rainbow Connection." 708 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:24,677 Wait. By Kermit the Frog? Yeah. 709 00:27:24,711 --> 00:27:26,946 My wife loved that song, and I-- 710 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:31,450 I used to put it on every single mix-tape I ever made for her. 711 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:36,188 So of course, what that meant was when I came to in the car, 712 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:42,428 uh, Kermit was just starting in on the banjo intro, you know? 713 00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:44,964 And, uh... I remembered where I was. 714 00:27:44,997 --> 00:27:46,232 I looked over... 715 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:49,869 ...saw the blood... 716 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:54,106 ...and thought: 717 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:56,008 "Oh, son of a bitch, I just killed 718 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:59,912 the only woman I'm ever gonna love." 719 00:27:59,946 --> 00:28:01,881 And then the frog started singing the verse, 720 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:06,052 and it just-- It repeats over and over. 721 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,855 Okay. So now you know, all right? 722 00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:12,224 My big trigger's the song from the fucking Muppet Movie. 723 00:28:15,928 --> 00:28:18,364 Would someone else like to share something, please? 724 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,135 Cu-Cutter's first name is "Tracy." 725 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,075 SAM: Don't drink. 726 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,276 Don't drink. 727 00:28:33,780 --> 00:28:35,915 MAN: Hey. 728 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,383 Hey. 729 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,385 Yeah? You got a light? 730 00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:40,820 I don't smoke. 731 00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:43,122 Once a pussy, always a pussy. 732 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:47,960 Dad? 733 00:28:47,994 --> 00:28:50,029 * So maybe later, man 734 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,865 * There's an elegant land 735 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,433 * In the darkness 736 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:01,307 * Ooh, and maybe In the mind * 737 00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:04,076 * It's a hell of a time 738 00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:05,912 * In the darkness 739 00:29:10,216 --> 00:29:12,484 * And maybe in space 740 00:29:12,518 --> 00:29:15,287 * There's an alien race 741 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:20,192 * I wouldn't be surprised 742 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:23,896 * So without further ado...